together we're heavy

lately, i have been having very bizarre dreams about the baby. last night was the strangest. it's really scattered, so i will try to explain as best as possible.
first, the baby had to be taken out of me and 'implanted' in someone else. the person that would continue the pregnancy is someone i've never met...she's a sister of a friend of a friend, but we've become pals through blogger. anyway, she lives in california. i'm not sure how we completed the "transplant", but next thing i know, she's posting pictures of my baby on her blog before she calls to let us know he's been born! i saw the pictures on her blog and was thinking, "um, that's our baby, i'm pretty sure." so i called her, asked if he'd indeed been born, which he had, so we went to pick him up. i'm not sure if we had to go to cali or not to get the baby, but we went to their house, which had a beautiful marble pool. it took a while for her to bring the baby out to us. he looked very different from the pictures, considering that in the pics, he was human, and in reality he was a chimpanzee. i thought to myself, "well, that kind of sucks, but he IS really cute." so we took our chimpanzee straight to brookside, a shopping center in kansas city (um, not exactly close to the bay area). i had him in a shopping cart and he was drinking milk out of a can (maybe it was evaporated milk?). i was thinking, "i'm not sure if you're supposed to have a 1 day old baby out and about," but he seemed pretty content, being a chimpanzee and all.

i am pretty sure this rivals allison's dream about the flaming jesus, but you be the judge.